We've all seen it. The guy in the sports car with the tight black t-shirt holding in his beer gut while considering a bit of botox. We've made it easy for all those fellas heading in this disastrous direction: the Mid-Life Crisis.

The Mid-Life Crisis looks like a shortboard but has all the paddle power, forgiveness, acceleration, drive and glide of a mid length. It has a low rocker throughout, a medium-boxy rail subtle single to double concave with a smooth round tail. Its easy to generate speed and rolls from rail-to-rail easily.

Get a Mid Life Crisis rather than living through one.